Every once in a while when the boys from Spawnio are playing games together we come across someone that has a gamertag that makes us all stop and notice. Here is where we give credit to those creative geniuses.
03/01/10
A couple of nights ago while playing Bioshock 2 multiplayer we entered a lobby with a young man who was doing quite a bit of killing. It was frustrating, but also funny that someone named JungleNachos could be so deadly. After talking to him it becomes even more frustrating because JungleNachos is actually Dalton, a 16 year old from California who is an enormous fan of the Big Lebowski. Aside from loving video games Dalton also claims to love jumping in puddles and likes to bite the heads off gummi bears. We’ll go back to our den of shame now after getting pwned by someone a decade younger then most of us.

02/04/10
The other night a few of us were playing Modern Warfare 2 when Rumtumtugernutz entered the lobby. We all chuckled and then continued to laugh everytime he would kill us or vice versa. Turns out Rumtumtugernutz is Mike, a 23 year old Californian who is a big fan of Tropic Thunder and Ben Stiller’s character Tugg Speedman. Rum Tum Tugger also happens to be a character in the musical Cats but we don’t think he was going for that. Congrats Mike, you made us laugh… for whatever that is worth.

yvonne strahovski – the hottest piece of ass in town.
Tubby – it sounds like you have produced a couple vats of baby batter to this gal. share a link, show us the goods!
I bust rhymes like shaquille o’neal.
I date your daughter and I cop a feal.
I date your mother and we eat corned beef.
I smell like sex and you smell like queef.
Think it will make the soundtrack? the beat is sick.
You rhyme like a retarded kid.
That would be like being the cover athelete for some random football game on the dreamcast. Poor guy. He is supa hot though.
Like a beatrice barbie doll huh?
I hate this woman! She has no place in a music game! Plus they shouldn’t put her name, they should put the name of the person who made the songs….we know it wasn’t her dumbass!