Hello and welcome to the Video Game Haters Hall of Fame. Within these hallowed halls you will find an ever growing list of people, famous and otherwise, who are some of the biggest opponents of the very thing we love, video games. If you have a nominee, send us the person’s name along with an example of their hatred to Nathan@spawnio.com.
First on the tour we find the Kim Sears exhibit.
Kim was the long time girlfriend of tennis star Andy Murray. Recently she broke up with him because he spent too much time playing video games and not enough time buying her things and rubbing her bunions. To be honest, he was playing almost seven hours a day, my wife is annoyed if I play for seven minutes… so I guess I can understand where she is coming from… just kidding, she is a soul sucking tennis bunny who doesn’t deserve someone so good at Modern Warfare 2.
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Next we find the very cute and mildly talented Vanessa Hudgens.
For those of you not in the know, Vanessa is one of the “stars” of the High School Musical series of films. It’s Disney Channel stuff, which makes sense she has twice now had pictures of her naked self smeared all over the internet. These pictures were intended for her boyfriend/co-star Zac Efron’s eyes only. Oops. What has landed her in our H.O.F. is the fact that she bought Mr. Efron a XBOX 360 along with a stack of games for Christmas. Less then two weeks later she was complaining about how much he played the thing to the press. Did they break up over this? I am not sure. Teeny bopper news hurts my frontal lobe.
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Next up is our first male entry into the Hall of Fame. None other the Venezuelan President and all around sweetheart Hugo Chavez.
Some of you may recall that a few years ago Hugo called President Bush “The Devil”. Whether you agree with him or not, the bottom line is that he hates the United States and most of what comes from it, especially video games. Last year he made the import and export of video games illegal and punishable by 3-5 years in prison. Recently, he was on his Venezuelan radio show and stated that “games were poison” and accused the business of “teaching to kill.”
*thanks to GamingAhead.com for some of the info
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they made this game too tough IMO. It is more frustrating the fun.
Hall of Meat is the best thing in a video game EVER.Breaking bones for the win!
Who do that voodoo that you do so well?
I have paid girls a buck to play Roshambo with me, I guess I will try this.
And you thought I was died!
I don’t care if I only have 1 hour to play this map pack this summer, I will still buy it. COD has become something greater than just a game on 360. Some people could probably classify it as a way of life or as an extension of ones self.
Those people are probably crazy. I mean really they probably are. You wouldn’t want to see one in a dark ally alone.
Well that’s my two cents for today. Hopefully the ED’s will meet you online soon.
I don’t need stats to back up my point. All I have to do is boot up both and see clearly which is better. You can get into your friends games on BC2 because its MP is set up a bit smarter than CoD. Enjoy your MW because you won’t be seeing it again. Wow, a boob……how will I ever recover from that blow!
ENOUGH WITH THE GODDAMN GUITAR GAMES. NO ONE PLAYS THEM NO MORE.
Huh? What?
Randolf you are an idiot. There are so many things that NCAA needs to change about this game that I can’t even list them all.
1.Weight needs to matter. You cannot tell me that a 5′10 175 lb. CB can bring down a 6′3 260 lb. FB by themselves.
2. They Need to make it a lot more realistic than it has been in the past few years. I’m talking about College Gameday, Spring Game, Bowl Patches, etc. and let’s just face it. The graphics last year were horrible.
3. Dreadlocks and Long Hair
4. Formation Subs
5. Animations- Players in this game are way to fast and move at a near impposible rate. Such as being able to turn on a dime without moving their hips, or like them being able to run full speed doing high knees.
6. You should be able to upgrade or increase size in stadiums if your team is preforming well, Madden was able to do it, why can’t NCAA?
7. Stadiums need to be more realistic- You can’t tell me that in real life The University of North Texas’s Stadium is as loud as Death Valley. So it shouldn’t be like that in the game. Another thing, Refs aren’t on the field in 2010. And they need to change how unrealistic the sidelines and stands look.
8. NEED TO GET RID OF THE MENU LAG!!!
They need to make all of those changes or they will fall even further behind Madden
This is a Disney game?? Can you unlock Disney themed cars?
this game looks alright, I may rent it first. The demo was not so hot.
This guy is a knucklehead.
Where is the rest of the review?
Do you want him to spend paragraph upon paragraph talking about all of the plot twists and boss battles? It’s Tetris… he explained what is cool and what is not, back off.
With all due respect it is TETRIS. There are no boss battles and there is nothing more to it than TETRIS drills and classic TETRIS!
I take your knucklehead comment as a compliment.
Mama – It IS TETRIS what more do you need. It is like revamping solitaire
Thanks Muddy
Kyle’s right all those things need to be taken care of. Plus they need to make the players faces look like the real guys face, like they do in madden. And is it just me or when you make a guys muscles bigger, when you are playing with him they look realy small?
Outstanding review G.E.! Can’t wait to get the game.
gonna get the game now no doubt.
I’m sensing some anger management issues…..
Anger management issues? Did you comment on the wrong article PBJ?
I just saw this game for $17.99 at Gamestop, I almost bought it.
NCAA Football 11 is out now. I get my rosters from NCAA Football 11 Rosters. Where are you getting yours?
I am sensing that pbandj has some over period using issues. Three is the max man.
An Ohio State fan would have done a better review.
Ha, I am going to try this. Thanks.
no problem, i got some other easy stuff to boost your GS. should be up next week
Just commenting on the throwing of the controllers. Pay more attention when you read.
I like message board fights. I like this game better. Buy it and you will be happy you did. And then play me and watch me school your weak asses.
I am offended. Good game though.
The video i saw of this shows that you can stand anywhere and do this. COol stuff though.
yes, that is correct. i just suggested a corner because that is what i did… thanks
This game is one of the more under talked about games of the year imo.
This game is the worst pile of bleepidy bleep ever created. I would give you 1000 GS not to ever make me plays this.
I agree! Had a hard time putting this one down.
nice man good article i got all 1000
sweet man, glad i helped
I can’t stand the graphics in these games, drives my eyes nuts. Although that could be the booze.
I owned this game for about three days. I wanted to like it but just couldn’t find enough reasons to keep it.
yup me too, about 3 days, i liked the first one but i couldnt force another round of crackdown on myself
bought the game for under 5 bucks and got over 300 gamerscore in the first simmed game. Thank you A4D!
Man, you need to earn this shit not cheat. I gots friends who brag about their high gamerscore but I know they do this cheap shit to get there. I earn my achievements. Word.
This game is mad fly, 81 is to low.
You type like a cave man. Word.
Hey folks, John Madden hear to say that I approve of this method. Also, you should shop at True Value Hardware.
This girl is hot for sure, but I am concerned that she is not of legal age in this country. Can we see some ID please?
@Crazy Legs Johnson …
This section of Spawnio is for people who want to boost their gamerscore without burning a hole in their wallet. I hope that finishing a game and wasting your time and a lot of money makes you proud of yourself. Word.
A4D, so easy…even a caveman can do it
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