Hello and welcome to the Video Game Haters Hall of Fame. Within these hallowed halls you will find an ever growing list of people, famous and otherwise, who are some of the biggest opponents of the very thing we love, video games. If you have a nominee, send us the person’s name along with an example of their hatred to Nathan@spawnio.com.
First on the tour we find the Kim Sears exhibit.
Kim was the long time girlfriend of tennis star Andy Murray. Recently she broke up with him because he spent too much time playing video games and not enough time buying her things and rubbing her bunions. To be honest, he was playing almost seven hours a day, my wife is annoyed if I play for seven minutes… so I guess I can understand where she is coming from… just kidding, she is a soul sucking tennis bunny who doesn’t deserve someone so good at Modern Warfare 2.
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Next we find the very cute and mildly talented Vanessa Hudgens.
For those of you not in the know, Vanessa is one of the “stars” of the High School Musical series of films. It’s Disney Channel stuff, which makes sense she has twice now had pictures of her naked self smeared all over the internet. These pictures were intended for her boyfriend/co-star Zac Efron’s eyes only. Oops. What has landed her in our H.O.F. is the fact that she bought Mr. Efron a XBOX 360 along with a stack of games for Christmas. Less then two weeks later she was complaining about how much he played the thing to the press. Did they break up over this? I am not sure. Teeny bopper news hurts my frontal lobe.
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Next up is our first male entry into the Hall of Fame. None other the Venezuelan President and all around sweetheart Hugo Chavez.
Some of you may recall that a few years ago Hugo called President Bush “The Devil”. Whether you agree with him or not, the bottom line is that he hates the United States and most of what comes from it, especially video games. Last year he made the import and export of video games illegal and punishable by 3-5 years in prison. Recently, he was on his Venezuelan radio show and stated that “games were poison” and accused the business of “teaching to kill.”
*thanks to GamingAhead.com for some of the info
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yvonne strahovski – the hottest piece of ass in town.
Tubby – it sounds like you have produced a couple vats of baby batter to this gal. share a link, show us the goods!
I bust rhymes like shaquille o’neal.
I date your daughter and I cop a feal.
I date your mother and we eat corned beef.
I smell like sex and you smell like queef.
Think it will make the soundtrack? the beat is sick.
You rhyme like a retarded kid.
That would be like being the cover athelete for some random football game on the dreamcast. Poor guy. He is supa hot though.
Like a beatrice barbie doll huh?
I hate this woman! She has no place in a music game! Plus they shouldn’t put her name, they should put the name of the person who made the songs….we know it wasn’t her dumbass!